m.waters

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
aenreth
kalanchoeblossfeldiana

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

kalanchoeblossfeldiana

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artistic rendition

ceekari

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

  • ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T
  • humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need
  • circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point
  • tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y
  • spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

catgirltoes

All letters of the alphabet, rendered as abominations.

New alphabet dropped!

This is not a place of honor.
ceekari

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

theshitpostcalligrapher

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

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But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

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generousblizzardwhispers

letters are nice.

aenreth
tearlessrain

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

spartanlocke

#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order

hellishrebuke

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this ad appeared right after i read this post.

so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what

aconstantstateofbladerunner

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